“Conduit and Shvambraniya. Conduit and sewing Ukraine, vіdkrita in the storeroom

Head Heroes (live near Pokrovsky): (detection is carried out in the name of the author - I), mother, father, Oska - younger brother, Annushka (servant), Marfusha (servant), cousin Mitya, zemsky, director (nickname - Rib'yache oko), Tsap-Tsarapich, inspector, Athos Recruit, Pharaoh, Josip, Atlantis, Bindyug, Arkasha (syn of the cook), teacher of Latin - Tarakanus or Dovgoshe, teacher of history "e-myue", reader of French, commissar Chubarkov-Bazri-de -Bazan (marquis), Kirikov - a toadstool man (alchemist), Dina (cousin).

Conduit

Our budinok mi was like a great steamboat. Batko (likar) - house captain. Tato - a good person, always hot, but if it happened to us, my mother (pianist) served as a "jammer". The old man often called out to the medicine cabinet at night. We rode on a tarantai, the docks of the father did not throw us off the ditch. Oska loves to live the golden fish from the aquarium, and then love them at the sirnikov box; brushing his teeth like a tatoo brush, and she ragged his hands. After that father bought us a little goat, then we stripped all the trellises, chewing on tatov’s pants, and for that reason we were sent back.

I read the book "Navkolo us" and recognized it, as if shy. Oska knows a lot of words, but they stray. Zustrivsya once with the priest at the park, which he took for a woman. And after telling Oska about God (“Oh, I know, Christ is Risen, yogo call ...”). Annushka (servant) took us to the wedding to the church, and we guessed that Shvambrania is the kingdom of heaven, and the priest in our country was called Hematogen. All the authorities were divided into: rіdke (fathers), firm (director of the gymnasium) and gas-like (police and zemstvo chief). At Christmas time, my cousin Mitya arrived before us, who was expelled from the gymnasium of Sarativ for unchanging remarks about the Law of God. Sacred yoga obov'yazok - robiti gidoti bosses. A masquerade ball was in power at the Commercial gatherings, we were also asked to. Mitya wants to annoy the zemstvo. For whomever you see, take Marfusha with you, the suit of which is a great postal envelope from an inexhaustible stock of Marfusha's stamps. Martha sent the first month, for which they gave her a golden year. The zemsky zatsіkavivsya and wants to know who won, she stole. Let's say to the father, that our servant was here, and the zemsky was straight black. Htos on the zemstvo's ganok having nailed a great bot from a leaf: to whomever you go, she will be the zemstvo boss. Vіn ozumіv, scho buv Mitya, and you were given dogan. They took me to the gymnasium (“They shaved it! They fooled me!”). We spent the summer before the gymnasium at the dacha. The day before I was due, they shaved my head, and on the first day of the gymnasium, my gudziki blew me. My mother and I went to the confectionery and spyed on the director there. We were not allowed to pay different mortgages - they immediately dragged us to the conduit. Conduit - a book where all our windings and fines were recorded. They also called it "Blakitna book", because we had overcoats of the same color, like blue-grass pigeons. The directors of mi (nickname - Rib'yache oko) were more afraid of me. Tsap-tsarapich has been stalking after us for an entire hour, so that the vimog conduit was beating us. And the inspectors loved the axis. If we have been fined, we have been standing for a year, and then let us go home. Earlier in Pokrovsky, the deputy of the dzvіnkіv buli drotyanі pens, but the doctor checked in his apartment the zvіnok іz electric batteries. Trochs with a year of wines appeared at all. The Athos Recruit is alive at the shalman's - a master of all trades, a kind of repairing the usdzvinki. Often we went to the new one, discussed books. As if there was a beat at the People's Garden, and the director hung up to walk there. All the high school students began to be fooled by the drive of ciєї istorії, but Oska knew the vihіd: as a sign of protest, see all the dzvinki in the city. Before the Athos Recruit, all the places were signed up, but all the same zvіnki zvіzali. No one else put themselves, krim zemstvo chief, and put up to the new Pharaoh, ale zvіnok zvіzali again (synthetic zemstvo and shovav at rutsі). The bailiff punishing the Pharaohs to know the villains (for 50 rubles). Pharaoh gives habari, but Josip speaks. The Pharaoh has in his hands a broken manifesto, in which there was a PIB of the zemstvo son, and a wine of additional directors. Pharaoh came for Atlantis, Bindyug came to the director. All eights have been turned off. Josip came to the director and said that the whole gymnasium + zemstvo was ringing the dzvinki and asked that we be re-admitted to the gymnasium. Now the rules in the gymnasium have become zhorstkishimi, the teacher of Latin - Tarakanus or Dovgosheєї - especially diligently put us 1 and 2, the teacher of history raises the quiet, who, having been guilty for the whole lesson, the Frenchwoman is imagining all the time. As if I ryatuvavsya in the form of a doorkeeper, running on the dahas, and getting to know the girl Taisa. I consecrated її in Shvambraniya's secret place, and there she revealed a secret to some lads. Grazhemo z Oskoyu u viynu, Klavdyusha (daughter of the cook) - brank. Їy nadіyshov leaf vіd sina, in which it was said that yomu had cut his hand, we were even mischievous. Robimo capo to the reader: vibrating gunpowder under yoga soles, at tyutyuns they puffed gunpowder and pepper. Vchitel pishov tell the directors. Zustrichaemo wounded soldiers, the spirit of the hour will seep us, Oska wearing a hoop in the toilet bowl in the dirt with a portrait of Mikoli II. We were taken from the woman's gymnasium in the main town to show us an approximate battle. The 1916 river will end. On the 31st of the babies, the fathers went to the well-known wisdom of Novy Rik. Before me, the guest had a classmate Grishka. They sent us overhead with him and wheeled the horse in the harness of one bagatiya and went for a ride. Ale kіn all nіyak not a moment zupinitsya. Here viyshov Tsap-Tsarapich, and throw a yak for evil zupinivsya. Having said that, write us down at the conduit and deprive us after a vacation for 4 years without offense. Having asked, they allowed us to ride, what did they say to us like that. Vіn vyrishiv z'yasuvat tse, sіv on a horse, vin chasing. At the same time, the gentleman wiyshov and pobachiv, scho kіn stole, she called out to the police. After the holidays, Tsap-Tsarapich didn’t guess at the same time. Oska zrobiv important visnovok: The earth is round, more round globe. Calling the village of Llosha and saying that there was a revolution, they threw off the tsar, and asked him to hand it over to the fathers. I'm viyshov nadvir, I wanted to shout to everyone about the revolution. Tsap-Tsarapich remembered me and wrote down at the conductor. At the gymnasium, everyone has developed a novelty. The class had a portrait of the tsar, and they put a cigarette in the new one. Wiishlo, sho Mikola II to shoot. Through parkan, we pass notes to the women's gymnasium, stink also for the will. Atlantis felt that the readers wanted to knock down the director. The director did not come to the demonstration (sent to sickness). The committee beats the director, hastily forgets to put in galoshes. Director pishov shukati help the Batkiv committee. Priyshov the director to the secretary (my father) and got along with Oska. Vin calls Yogo Gostre Oko. Old men are afraid of freedom for children - to be let go. At the gymnasium, there are badges, natomist: chor., good, no., nasty, exc. Arkasha (synonym for a cooker) - sensible, having begun to learn without cost from my class. Arkasha dies at Lyusya (daughter of a rich golovnitsa). Ale mati її against. Vіn zmarnіv, having become more read, then I felt that there are no more Barinov, and having written the sheet. Yogo sighed the teacher, having read and laughed at Arkash in front of the class. I todі Arkasha zrozumіv: svіt, like before, share on paid and without cost.

Shvambraniya

There were gatherings, rallies, and others wanted to take their fate. We took a group of Boy Scouts and did a good job. Nastav ended the conduit: we burned yogo at once with schoolchildren on the fires of the gymnasium. We spent the summer of 1918 in the village of Kvasnikivtsi, chopping up nettles and toadstools, we knew the majestic fly agaric. For our presence, Breshka changed, they smashed the wine store of one bagatia. Our gymnasium was united from a woman. We ourselves went there and chose our own girls from the class. New students arrived before us from the biggest cob school, but we didn’t get the stink. The girl saw a new group - "gazers". In the evenings dances reigned, and we marveled that the boys from the "B" class did not dance with our girls. At the gymnasium they gave tea with refined sugar, which was a deficit. I pull tsukor dodomu and clave yogo like a short supply. I'm at the distant distributing tsukru. Bindyug zaproponuvav tsukor, scho zalishaetsya, divide by two. I moved, I gave me a pidnizhka and I broke the cholo. Oska was taken to school, and I started yoga, so we won’t be beaten. "Look" forgotten, everyone got drunk on the French struggle, including Oska. A new teacher of history “e-myue” appeared at our place, and was worthy of us. Our gymnasium began to wander around the whole place. We are learning algebra, the teacher is deprived of us after lessons, dads are shocked. Our class zaproponuvav class "B" reconcile forces in algebra. We got ready before the day before 12 at night, and we could walk only until 11, when the patrol took us. We were told that they went to the pharmacy for ricin (“B” also got caught and “went for iodine”). Champion Bindyug, our class won. But it turned out that Bindyug had copied, and the glory of that tsukor was divided into two classes. The commissar asks us to get rid of the next lesson and paint a cry about the visip. Even though I wanted to, but we lost it. After the first commissar fell ill, the new one had typhoid fever, the temperature was 41. The commissar was wounded, but he was weak. They moved yoga to the apartment, I brought books to you. There is a poster on the wall, on which the Red Army ticks with a finger. I marvel at the new one, but the wine is at me, don’t let me play “peeping eyes”. I brought my tsukor before tea, but before me they “tried” and brought it. Mi z Oska introduced mortality into Shvambrania, Oska said that there was a soldier on the street who was feeding about Shvambrania. I think that Oska believes in his right reason. At the school, they sang about our country, they sang about it, they didn’t know, and the soldiers were fed not about Shvambraniya, but about the headquarters. Three titans arrived before us. One does not change "p", insha - "l". The stench viroshili take up our vihovannya. We moved to live until the next house. Papa said that people are greedy slaves of speeches. Children, learn to ignore speech. We smashed the dish, saying that we are vandals and first of all I don’t care about speech, you need to learn how to take care of them and earn money. Mami was not at home, and at the same time they took away the piano. Mom is in the school: under the krishka there was a valuable bundle of zakordonny overwhelmed sweetheart, and we were given up to the new Shvambransky documents. I went out of my mother's "twist" twists. I played for all the polka, parts, and my mother an overture from "Prince Igor". Mustaches at the capture. After dressing the commissar, they settled a number of us. Oska engraved from them at the Lyapka-Chopper, then we connected to them tato. The military La-Basri-De-Bazan, whom the aunts called the marquis, settled in another room, and a commission sat at the third room to fight against desertion. We have a sign of a zgortok with a darling, tato called Chek, a zgortok was known from the marquis, and also our Shvambrani cards were shown, we were afraid to tell the boss about our country, which screamed into a new attack of laughter. We moved again. Our aunts took us to the theatre. Lunacharsky. Pokrovsky was flooded with a mass of the theater. We went to visit the children's studios, where they recorded us like that. Tato went to the front, and I lost my head man in the house. The hungry hours have arrived. For a pound of meat for a month I give literacy lessons to a rahunka. Zukor from my under-torqued stock only at the weekend. Mom remembered the turtle grotto for a quarter of an hour. At Shvambrania, the period of the fall has begun. She spread out at the palace of Vugr. Mi z Oskoy continued to the dead budinok and fell to the bottom. Fuck us. That buv Kirikov is a toadstool man, he blew an elixir there. The cousin Dina also moved to live before us, she was worthy of us, and the aunt pinched her tail. Dina was hired as the head of the library. There we organized a literary group. The commissar suffocated at our Dina. Tato fell ill: at the new one, Atlantis died. At Shvambrania we are already tedious to grati, we went to Oska to the alchemist. It turned out that vin robiv was not an elixir, but a simple moonshine. Nezabar arrived tato, zhovty with a long beard and lice. We want to close our library again, because no wood. We propagandized the rose of Shvambraniya (Eel's booth) for firewood. So our country is gone.

The cover changed into the river. Engels. Not long ago, at Engels, to graft Oska-dad: a donka was born from him. Oska, like before, confuses words. We read with him about Shvambraniya, we guess childishness. Everything has changed in the city. Navit at Shvambraniya did not have such a thing.

As Leo Kassil guesses, this history began on that day, if the stench of brother Oska was punished in the hut for spending the shakhivnitsa. The figurines of the set were prepared for the father to pray, and they were tipped with them.

Krajina, v_dkrita in the storeroom

At the dark hut, the komori brothers looked after themselves, like at a vyaznitsa.
- Let's get going! - with hope said the young brother Oska. - Let's go!
Alya elder brother Lelka was raptly illuminated by a bright thought.
- We will not tick anywhere! - Declaring wine. - Let's play a new game! Tse bude will open the land: palaces, burn, palm trees, the sea. There will be our powerful power, about the yak, they do not know grown up.

Name the new land vimagala garnoi. Lelka that Osya was called Shvambrania, for association with Shvab's book "Greek Myths". The letter "M" was added for euphony.

Conduit and Shvambraniya. Short zmist of the book

Oska himself depicted shvambraniya on a self-contained map. With the shape of a vagrant, she guessed a human tooth, like a young mitetsk skopyuvav _ from an advertisement for a dentist.

The tooth symbolizes the wise policy of the new state.
Shvambraniya was a mainland, sharpened by “akian”, hvili and “sea”. There were places on the mainland, those bays were on fire. Actual words with pardons, which were true to the youth of the cartographer. A bula and a lyapka, under it it is honestly written: "The island does not roar, - the lyapka inadvertently."

At the bottom of the map is the island of Piligviniya, with the capital Zakordon. For clarity, two inscriptions were scribbled on the "sea" for the pilots of the ships to pass: "so beyond the current" - "but so against it."
The map was opposed to symmetry. This was explained by the desire for justice, as the creators of the land dreamed.

Evil "mor'ya" - on the right "mor'ya", here - Argonsk, and there Drandzonsk. Ty maesh - rupee, and I - 100 kopіyok. It is called - justice!

The war started like this: from the front door to the tsar (Lelka) buv the leaf-bearer (Oska) and handing the tsar’s leaves with a shout from the enemies. The enemies lived along that bіk “fence”, depicted on the map with pіvkolami. The battles were fought with a straight cutter, marked by the word “war”. On the offended sides of the "wine" the "full" were spread out, where the suffocated soldiers were planted.

Breshka and Jack, companion of sailors

In parallel with the Shvambran battle, Russia also entered the First World War. Shvambraniya has always been a helper of battles, like Tsar Russia, among school assistants.

Near Shvambrania Oska and Lelka lived near Drandzon, on the remaining version of a thousand-topped hut. And in their native town of Pokrovsk, under the windows, there was a street, which was called Breshka among the people.

In the evenings, lads and girls from the nearest farms walked around it. The street was full of lush soldering. From the streets of the valley there were urivkas of "vitonic" roses:
- Allow me to come to you, pannochko! How to call you? Masha, chi Katyusha?
- Don't zamay... Dzhe spritnyy! - the vishukano said a strong beauty, sprouting lushpinnya from the nose. - A vtіm, high you Greek, - chіplyasya!

… There were a lot of steamboats sailing along the Volz, which could not but be seen on Shvambraniya. A hero also appeared there, like Jack, the companion of the sailors. Tse vyyshlo zveyazku іz little book, pribanoy on the market. Tse buv international vocabulary for sailors.

Like a polyglot, Jack freely said: “Ken ah help yu ?! Donner wind, guten morgen, hello, people overboard, mom mia, how would you take a lot for the order of the ship?

Tsim vіn vіn vіdіznjavsya vіd zhitіlіv Breshki, scho zaplovuvali lushpinnyam ulitsa, and a moment of bright culture for svidomih shvambrantsіv.

First and third class cabins

A lot of funny moments are described by Lev Kassil in the book “Conduit and Shvambraniya”. A short zmіst does not give the opportunity to get bogged down in the life of little heroes, as they sometimes predicted the ship.

Passenger cabins were mentally divided into categories of first and third class. The cabins of the first class were the living quarters, the office and the far one. Cabins of the third class - a kitchenette and a kitchen.

From the kitchen illuminator, you can see the view of the other world. In this world lived those whom, when grown up, they called inconspicuous acquaintances. Among them were boules: zhebrak, vantageniki, soot pants, dvirniki, slyusarі and pozhozhniki. Perhaps they stink of indecent people, but our heroes have matured and changed, that there are a lot of microbes on them.

Naivniy Oska, as if asking Levontiya Abramkin, master of the funeral services:
- Tse truth, scho scarlet fever call on you?
- What are the scarlet fevers? - formed Levontij. - Zvichayní lice. And scarlatinas - such creatures, zrodu, I don’t guess ...

Oska loves to take the fish out of the aquarium, and then to hold their funeral at the sirnikov boxes. Yakos vin brushed his teeth, and yogo ragged.

Like Oska, he was talking with the priest, thinking about someone that he was a girl, and he entered into a religious conversation with him.

Oska used to be a great swindler and constantly rogue: kanіbalіv from the Balkans; St. Bernard with an artist of non-humans with a volcano.

Trips with the people

Father Shvambrantsiv worked as a doctor. Sometimes, from democratic sponukany, zamovlyav vіzok with cognac, wearing a shirt-kosovorotka and in the role of a coachman sitting on a skіpku. As before, the know-it-all gentlemen went ahead, asking Lelka, asking them to give them the way. Lelka approached and said, saying: “Tit, so madam ... so I ask you to poke your head a little. Bo mi you inadvertently crushed.

"The 'journey to the people' vanished, because once they threw us over the ditch. From a quiet fir, the trips stumbled" (Lev Kassil, "Conduit and Shvambraniya").

Russian Cinderella

As if the Schwambrants realized that things were not so in life. Heads on this land were grown up, but not all. And only those, on some expensive fur coats and uniform kashkets. Others were brought up to the level of inconspicuous acquaintance and practiced from dawn to dawn. The light of the rule is the main thought of the book "Conduit and Shvambraniya", a short essay about the main positive and negative characters.

Cousin Mitya arrived at the guest's house before school, and was excluded from the gymnasium. Mitya is not fond of officials and has urged to annoy the zemstvo.

Mav buti a masquerade ball, and garnenkіy pokoїvtsi Marfusha prepared the role of a sorcerer of the heart of the zemstvo peace. For her, they made a suit with a look like an envelope. Postage stamps were sent to the new one, like Marfusha picked a lot of rolls.

At the ball, Marfusha reprimanded everyone with beauty and took away the prize: a golden year. zakohavsya in a charmer, but youma was reminded that Marfusha is a simple servant. Zemsky buv shaming.

Until midnight, Mitya screwed on the majestic galosh with a note: “Whoever gets the galosh on the nose, that one will be the retinue of the Zemstvo.”
Everything is like in the story about Popelyushka.

Sizary and Conduit

Lelka was accepted to the gymnasium. Gymnasium students were called sizars because of the color of their overcoats. Sizars were free birds and did not want to follow orders. The first day, Lelka, like a zaishov with his mother in a cafe, having spent up to Konduit (a.k.a. Pigeon's books). That was the name of the magazine, where the director of the gymnasium, nicknamed the Rib'yachim eye, entering the penalty box. The cafe was valued with a big pledge, and high school students were not allowed to spend such a month.

Entries in the conduit robiv and illustrator of the gymnasium, on the basis of Tsap-Tsarapich. It's easy to drink to the magazine; for a ruffled overcoat that I will appear in the city after this evening; for the introduction of cinematography or the wearing of a shirt-embroidered shirt.

At the gymnasium, life was fun. The Sizars, mostly the children of farmers, fought, smoked in the toilets, and wielded capos for their teachers. The stench saw cunning accessories for transferring cribs from the judicial classes. Young hooligans tormented, burned phosphorus for the stink - all in order to learn a lesson.

We are the only one, who, having become like high school students, was the moving inspector Romashov, who wielded sizars with tedious winds. After yogo lectures, the bagatiohs lost their hooliganism, the author of the work "Konduїt ta Shvambraniya".

The heroes of the book went through the everyday life of the old gymnasium. From the most beautiful articles of the book, Athos Recruit was seen, the hero of a shalman, a man who repaired electric cables and loved literature.

Shalman, like Yogo was nicknamed by the townspeople, being the buttress of the bіnoti. Vіn bіlya meat rows at the bazaar. At the new Chinese Chi Sung-cha, the asenist Levontij Abramkin, the German organ-grinder Gersht, the villains Krivopatrya and Shebarsha and the old Josip Pukis. Books were read at the shalman's, and the high school students felt like grown-up people, equal to the middle...

Leo Kassil tells about it. "Konduєt i Shvambraniya" (a short copy of the book cannot be conveyed to the whole world) describes the experience of the common people. Tsey described to know the young readers from life, as if for rich people I would become a good guide.

Cockroach and Motrena

The director, through a beater at the People's Garden, hung up the party. The students of the gymnasium were furious and, as a sign of protest, they saw the rings on the front doors all over the place. The Athos Recruit, who had squandered badly on tsoma, was more like radium.

The police joked about mysterious hooligans. Stepan Gavrya, on the prіzvisko Atlantis, and Bindyug, what an authority through his strained turds. Їх, and with them there were six more sizars, who took the fate of our right, were driven out of the gymnasium. The first time after the introduction of Josip Pukis, the guards were reinstated.

Remembering the reader to the name Tarakanius, or Dovgosheєї. Vіn vikladav latina і sipav pravoruchа і levoruch dvіyki. Bula is a smart French Vikladachka Motrona Martinivna. Vaughn didn’t bother the gymnasium students anymore, they loved to learn in their own way, but they all played the same zhorstok and zhorstok in the lessons.

The end of the war fell to Pokrovsk. Mistyans thrashed the wounded, yakі turned from the front. Approaching 1917 river. L. Kassil ("Konduїt i Shvambraniya") about these historical podії opovіdaє. Leading heroes of the book are evidence of the Russian revolution.

Thirty first breasts of father Lelka and Oska went to the well-known fishermen Novyi Rik. A classmate came to Lelka, and the stench went for a walk. Dashingly, he was trapelled by a team of a miserable millionaire. The gymnasium students tried to ride. Kіn, sensing strangers, ponіs vikradachіv deserted streets. The nalyakan gymnasium students could not do yoga. Yak for evil, Tsap-Tsarapich is following him.

Having looked at the sight, the kіn zupinivsya. Tsap-Tsarapich told the Sisars to write them down at the guards and take them away without offense. After this vine siv on the bow, to turn the stealing vіzok of the Lord. The creature, not the bachachi of the retailers among the vikradachas, rushed off to gather, but the master of the cart, who was viishov from the house, called out to the police.

It’s not clear, as if he was true in the police, Tsap-tsarapich, but he didn’t know more about his fall of wine.

Signature of Atlantidi

Raptom sign Styopka Atlantis. Yak z'yasuvalosya - vtіk to the front. A lot of vikladachis were fired, and the deputy of the gymnasium created the Unified Labor School from the bedrooms of girls and boys.

The delegation of high school students went to the female gymnasium to convert the most beautiful girls for the class. They immediately gave me a prize: Bamboo, Lyulya-Pіlyulya, Shaft and Blob. With the appearance of the girls at the gymnasium, the guards began at the "peeper". Gra argued that for years she marveled at a spy. Morgati was not allowed. There were flutters, which reached the point of insomnia.

Russia had a revolution, the king was appointed to the throne. Shvambraniya apparently also reacted with confusion. After thrive and deep sumnіv Jack died, Companion of the Sailors. Stop yogo with the words of the boule: “Farm for a car! Stop car! And vіz...” A golden yakіr was placed on the grave of the hero, the deputy of vіnkіv її was embellished with ritual stakes.

"Science is richly gitky" - affirmed by L. Kassil. Such is the book "Konduїt i Shvambraniya", the author of which is funny and tragic about simple speeches.

Visnovok

The red commissar Chubarkov was moved near the apartment. Vіn navchiv Oska grі into hoes-hoes. Gram choked on tato. The gravel had red-faced blunders in their hands.

The guest's aunts-relatives arrived, and they began to woo Oska and Lelka and take them to the theatre.

In one room, the Viyskian, La Bazre-de-Bazan, settled, and the commission to fight deserters occupied another room. The father was taken to the front. Marquis De-Bazan, as Yogo was called by the titts, lied sweetly, was buried by mother at the piano, and after that, as the Cheka was called, it was sweetly known. And at the same time, from the sweet sign of Shvambrania's cards. The Chekisti, waggling the cards of the new state, laughed until the fall.

The Schwambrantsi revealed at the zanedbany booth the alchemist Kirikov, who brewed the elixir of life. Potim z'yasuvalosya, scho zvichayny moonshine.

Tato turned from the front. Vіn mav tif. Vіglyadav vіglyadіv і zhovtіm і on yоgo beard called louse.

The country of Mriy nabridla our heroes. Suvori weekdays brought Vigadan's power, in no way stagnated, like Kassil, conduit. I Shvambraniya, when readers read about how to sound sloppy, remember forever those who read this book.

Dim Vugra, de Lelka and Oska were fired, picked for firewood. Shvambraniya ceased to wear.

L. Kassil wrote about tsі podії. “Conduit and Shvambraniya” - a story about unforgettable hours - has become the most popular book of his creations.

Kassil Lev

Rozpovid about the day

Lev Abramovich Kassil

REPRESENTATION ABOUT DAYS

If at the great hall of the headquarters of the front the adjutant of the commander, looking up to the list of decorations, naming the devil's name, in one of the back rows a low-lying person rose up. The shkira on the yogo sharpened forks was yellowish and clear, which is afraid of sounding in people, as if they had lain in a bed for a long time. Falling on my left foot, I'm going to the table. The commander gave a short crown to you nazustrich, handing over the order, gently squeezing the hand of the decorated man, grabbing and stretching out the order box.

Nagorodzheny, having simply stood up, having dbaily taken the order and that box to his hands. Vin yelled often, turning around clearly, as if at the ranks, even though his injured leg respected you. For a second I stood at the edge, looking now at the order, now lying at the bottom of the new one, now at the glorious comrades who have climbed here. Let's wake up again.

May I turn around?

Please.

Comrade commander ... I’m the axis of you, comrades, - having spoken in a rewarding voice, and all realized that the person is already smitten. - Allow me to say a word. The axis of this moment of my life, if I have accepted the great city, I want to tell you about those who are guilty of standing here, in order with me, who, perhaps, more for me than the great city, having earned and their young life without sparing for the sake of our military win.

Vin stretching out her hand, she was sitting in the hall, on the valley like a gleaming golden rim of the order, and encircled the hall with prohal eyes.

Permit me, comrades, to act as a visconat in front of him, whom I don’t see here.

Tell me, - saying the commander.

Please! - yelled at the hall.

I todі vіn rozpovіv.

You, mabut, chuli, comrades, - so having planted the wines, - as we had a camp in the region of R. We then had a chance to go out, and our part covered the air. And here the Germans turned us into their own. Wherever we go, everywhere we go to the fire. They hit us with mortars, they add wood, demi hid, with howitzers, and they clean the galyavin with machine guns. An hour has passed, when you go out, since ours have already secured themselves on a new frontier, we have taken enough enemy forces on ourselves, an hour and home, an hour to start working. But you can’t get through, Bachimo, at the border. And here there is no longer any opportunity for longing. Having smeared us with the Germans, squeezing us at the fox, seeing that our little one is completely deprived of ours here, and take us with your ticks by the throat. Visnovok zrozumіli - need to break through manіvtsem.

And de vin - tsey manіvets? Where do you turn directly? Our commander, lieutenant Butorin Andriy Petrovich, seems to say: "Without a forward search, you can’t see anything here. You need to dove that pomatsat, there’s a slit in them. If we know, we’ll slip through." I, otzhe, once zgolosivsya. "Allow me, I tell you, try me, comrade lieutenant?" Respectfully looking at me. Here it is no longer in the order of explanation, but, so be moving, on the side, may I explain that we are with Andriyem from the same village of friends. Skilki once went fishing on the Iset! We were offended at once at the copper smelter at Revda. In a word, friends-comrades. Marveling at me respectfully, frowning. "Good, comrade Zadokhtin, break it. Did you understand?"

Vivіv me on the road, looking around, hopping by the hand. "Well, Kolya, it seems, let's say goodbye to you about all the bad things. On the right, you yourself understand, you are deadly. If you have spoken aloud, then I won’t dare you. Turn around, Kolya ... We haven’t been here for more than two years. .." "Good, I say, Andria, you didn’t get me into such a turn. In a year, check me. I see you there, what you need. Well, but if I don’t turn around, bow to ours there, in the Urals. ."

І axis popovz I, hovayusya behind the trees. Having tried it in one beep, we won’t break through: we’ll thicken the fire of the Germans on that dilyantsi cry. Popovz at the return bik. There, on the edge of the little fox, yar bov, such a buoy, dosing deeply promitium. And on that boat near the bayrak there is a chagar, and behind it is a road, open a field. I descended into the ravine, growing up to the bushes and succumbing to them, to roam in the field. Having become fighting on the clay hill, I mark with a rapt, over my head two bare fives to wash. Surprisingly, I’m wondering: the feet are small, on the soles of the mud has dried up and receded, like plaster, the fingers are brudn, tattered, and the little finger on the left nose with the blue ganchirka bandaging - it’s clear that I’ve suffered here ... For a long time I marveled at the feet, on the fingers. , like they restlessly rushed over my head and rapt, I don’t know why, it took me less to scrape five fives ... I can’t explain to you. And the axis lifts and lifts... At once hurt legs in the bushes arose, and on that mіstsі, de washing from the heels of five, a head appeared. Funny like that, eyes shifting, eyebrowless, hairy kudlate, vigorile, but not all at the gusset.

What are you? I say.

I seem to be kidding a cow. You didn’t bachili, uncle? Call me Marishka. She herself was white, but black on her boots. One rіg down to wash, but there is nothing else ... Only you, uncle, don't swear ... I'm lying ... I'm trying like this. Uncle, it seems, have you seen ours?

And who are yours? - I feed.

It is clear who is the Chervona Army... Only our yesterdays went for the river. And you, uncle, are you here? They will chain you up.

Anu, come here, I say. - Tell me, what is your mischief to do here.

The head drooped, the leg reappeared, and before me, along the clay schil to the bottom of the ravine, like on a sled, feet forward, thirteen rocks clapped.

Uncle, - whispering vins, - look better, let's go where. Here are the Germans. They have that fox chotiri garmati standing, and here the mortars were installed on the side. There is no traffic across the road here.

Stars, I say, do you know everything?

Yak, kazhe, zvіdki? Dharma, what, am I guarding the guard?

Navischo OK posterigaesh?

Become in good fortune in life, little else ...

Having become yoga, I’ll tell you, and the lad will tell me about the whole situation. Z'yasuvav I, scho yar іde lіsom far and at the bottom of yogo you can lead our people out of the zone of fire.

The lad volunteered to lead us. Only a few of us began to vibrate out of the ravine, into the forest, like a rapt whistle in the wind, whirred and blew such a crackle, so that about half of the trees at once split into a thousand dry crackles. The whole German mine wasted right into the ravine and tore the earth beating us. It became dark in my eyes. Then I wiggled the head of the earth that was leaning on me, looking around: de, I think, my little comrade? Bach, it’s proper to bring your kudlat head to the ground, start to poke the clay with your finger from the vuh, from the mouth, from the nose.

Otse so gave! — like. You see the wounds.

Head Heroes (live near Pokrovsky): (detection is carried out in the name of the author - I), mother, father, Oska - younger brother, Annushka (servant), Marfusha (servant), cousin Mitya, zemsky, director (nickname - Rib'yache oko), Tsap-Tsarapich, inspector, Athos Recruit, Pharaoh, Josip, Atlantis, Bindyug, Arkasha (sin of the cook), teacher of Latin - Tarakanus or Dovgoshe, reader of history "e-mue", reader of French, commissar Chubarkov -Bazri-de -Bazan (marquis), Kirikov - a toadstool man (alchemist), Dina (cousin).
Conduit

Mi z Oskoy spent the queen z shakhіv dad, wіn putting us at the hut. We foretold a new game: go to the country - Shvambraniya. Then the queen knew, but at that time the father had already wielded another, and we killed the old queen as the keeper of the Shvambranian secret, imprisoning her in a grotto, which they took from mami. So they played sprats of rock. Our country on the map was depicted at the sight of a tooth, and the oceans were long. Our Shvambraniya waged wars against Balvoniya and Kaldoniya. I was the king, and Oska was a leafy one, who brought leaves with a wink at war. Our country has been overwhelmed for a long time. Most of the inhabitants of the region are seafarers and watermen who walk on Breshka. The most important seafarer is Jack, a companion of sailors, a polyglot. Our budinok mi was like a great steamboat. Batko (likar) - house captain. Tato - a good person, always hot, but if it happened to us, my mother (pianist) served as a "jammer". The old man often called out to the medicine cabinet at night. We rode on a tarantai, the docks of the father did not throw us off the ditch. Oska loves to live the golden fish from the aquarium, and then love them at the sirnikov box; brushing his teeth like a tatoo brush, and she ragged his hands. After that father bought us a little goat, then we stripped all the trellises, chewing on tatov’s pants, and for that reason we were sent back. I read the book "Navkolo us" and recognized from it how to shy away. Oska knows a lot of words, but they stray. Zustrivsya once with the priest at the park, which he took for a woman. And after telling Oska about God (“Oh, I know, Christ is Risen, yogo call ...”). Annushka (servant) took us to the wedding to the church, and we guessed that Shvambrania is the kingdom of heaven, and the priest in our country was called Hematogen. All the authorities were divided into: rіdke (fathers), firm (director of the gymnasium) and gas-like (police and zemstvo chief). At Christmas time, my cousin Mitya arrived before us, who was expelled from the gymnasium of Sarativ for unchanging remarks about the Law of God. Sacred yoga obov'yazok - robiti gidoti bosses. A masquerade ball was in power at the Commercial gatherings, we were also asked to. Mitya wants to annoy the zemstvo. For whomever you see, take Marfusha with you, the suit of which is a great postal envelope from an inexhaustible stock of Marfusha's stamps. Martha sent the first month, for which they gave her a golden year. The zemsky zatsіkavivsya and wants to know who won, she stole. Let's say to the father, that our servant was here, and the zemsky was straight black. Htos on the zemstvo's ganok having nailed a great bot from a leaf: to whomever you go, she will be the zemstvo boss. Vіn ozumіv, scho buv Mitya, and you were given dogan. They took me to the gymnasium (“They shaved it! They fooled me!”). We spent the summer before the gymnasium at the dacha. The day before I was due, they shaved my head, and on the first day of the gymnasium, my gudziki blew me. My mother and I went to the confectionery and spyed on the director there. We were not allowed to pay different mortgages - they immediately dragged us to the conduit. Conduit - a book where all our windings and fines were recorded. They also called it "Blakitna book", because we had overcoats of the same color, like blue-grass pigeons. The directors of mi (nickname - Rib'yache oko) were more afraid of me. Tsap-tsarapich has been stalking after us for an entire hour, so that the vimog conduit was beating us. And the inspectors loved the axis. If we have been fined, we have been standing for a year, and then let us go home. Earlier in Pokrovsky, the deputy of the dzvіnkіv buli drotyanі pens, but the doctor checked in his apartment the zvіnok іz electric batteries. Trochs with a year of wines appeared at all. The Athos Recruit is alive at the shalman's - a master of all trades, a kind of repairing the usdzvinki. Often we went to the new one, discussed books. As if there was a beat at the People's Garden, and the director hung up to walk there. All the high school students began to be fooled by the drive of ciєї istorії, but Oska knew the vihіd: as a sign of protest, see all the dzvinki in the city. Before the Athos Recruit, all the places were signed up, but all the same zvіnki zvіzali. No one else put themselves, krim zemstvo chief, and put up to the new Pharaoh, ale zvіnok zvіzali again (synthetic zemstvo and shovav at rutsі). The bailiff punishing the Pharaohs to know the villains (for 50 rubles). Pharaoh gives habari, but Josip speaks. The Pharaoh has in his hands a broken manifesto, in which there was a PIB of the zemstvo son, and a wine of additional directors. Pharaoh came for Atlantis, Bindyug came to the director. All eights have been turned off. Josip came to the director and said that the whole gymnasium + zemstvo was ringing the dzvinki and asked that we be re-admitted to the gymnasium. Now the rules in the gymnasium have become zhorstokishimi, the teacher of Latin - Tarakanus abo Dovgosheєї - especially diligently put us 1 and 2, the teacher of history raises the quiet, who, having been guilty for the whole lesson, the Frenchwoman is imagining all the time. As if I ryatuvavsya in the form of a doorkeeper, running on the dahas, and getting to know the girl Taisa. I consecrated її in Shvambraniya's secret place, and there she revealed a secret to some lads. Grazhemo z Oskoyu u viynu, Klavdyusha (daughter of the cook) - brank. Їy nadіyshov leaf vіd sina, in which it was said that yomu had cut his hand, we were even mischievous. Robimo capo to the reader: vibrating gunpowder under yoga soles, at tyutyuns they puffed gunpowder and pepper. Vchitel pishov tell the directors. Zustrichaemo wounded soldiers, the spirit of the hour will seep us, Oska wearing a hoop in the toilet bowl in the dirt with a portrait of Mikoli II. We were taken from the woman's gymnasium in the main town to show us an approximate battle. The 1916 river will end. On the 31st of the babies, the fathers went to the well-known wisdom of Novy Rik. Before me, the guest had a classmate Grishka. They sent us overhead with him and wheeled the horse in the harness of one bagatiya and went for a ride. Ale kіn all nіyak not a moment zupinitsya. Here viyshov Tsap-Tsarapich, and throw a yak for evil zupinivsya. Having said that, write us down at the conduit and deprive us after a vacation for 4 years without offense. Having asked, they allowed us to ride, what did they say to us like that. Vіn vyrishiv z'yasuvat tse, sіv on a horse, vin chasing. At the same time, the gentleman wiyshov and pobachiv, scho kіn stole, she called out to the police. After the holidays, Tsap-Tsarapich didn’t guess at the same time. Oska zrobiv important visnovok: The earth is round, more round globe. Calling the village of Llosha and saying that there was a revolution, they threw off the tsar, and asked him to hand it over to the fathers. I'm viyshov nadvir, I wanted to shout to everyone about the revolution. Tsap-Tsarapich remembered me and wrote down at the conductor. At the gymnasium, everyone has developed a novelty. The class had a portrait of the tsar, and they put a cigarette in the new one. Wiishlo, sho Mikola II to shoot. Through parkan, we pass notes to the women's gymnasium, stink also for the will. Atlantis felt that the readers wanted to knock down the director. The director did not come to the demonstration (sent to sickness). The committee beats the director, hastily forgets to put in galoshes. Director pishov shukati help the Batkiv committee. Priyshov the director to the secretary (my father) and got along with Oska. Vin calls Yogo Gostre Oko. Old men are afraid of freedom for children - to be let go. At the gymnasium, there are badges, natomist: chor., good, no., nasty, exc. Arkasha (synonym for a cooker) - sensible, having begun to learn without cost from my class. Arkasha dies at Lyusya (daughter of a rich golovnitsa). Ale mati її against. Vіn zmarnіv, having become more read, then I felt that there are no more Barinov, and having written the sheet. Yogo sighed the teacher, having read and laughed at Arkash in front of the class. I todі Arkasha zrozumіv: svіt, like before, share on paid and without cost.
Shvambraniya